Full Moon Over Kohl's!

So... a couple of weeks ago... I go to Kohl's in Yukon.
Just running in. Have the leftovers of a gift card to use up.
Stop at the ladies room to make a quick pit stop. I end up going to one of the bigger handicap stalls because they were either dirty, in use, or being cleaned by the lady that works there. I go in, close the door, hang my purse on the door (wow.. this one actually has a hook!)... I pull down the jeans and underwear, but first take a look at the seat before sitting down. It's a hot mess !!!! I'm thinking can't the mother's of these little boys come in with them and clean the seat after they've peed their name all over the place! GEEZ! Of course there's no seat protector, but gotta clean this up first anyway. I know your thinking, just go to another stall. Hey, I already had everything down ready to sit, I was already committed...
So. Here I go after this with SEVERAL helpings of toilet paper, taking at least 15-20 seconds or longer to do this.... all the time, I'm still holding on to my jeans and underwear around my knees.

I'm finally satisfied that it's clean enough to sit on, and after I've lined it with clean toilet paper.. taking no chances.

I turn around to sit down... OHH MYY GOSH!!! THE DOOR WAS OPEN !!!! HOW LONG HAD IT BEEN OPEN ???? THE WEIGHT OF MY PURSE MUST HAVE SWUNG IT OPEN !!! Oh LORD !!! I see people at the sink! They had to have noticed me BENT OVER with my white hinney shinning !!!! They're all just going about their business, washing their hands with their heads down. NOBODY looking up ! LOL... they had to see... lol.. what else ya gonna do! LOL..

I have to STEP OUT to get ahold of the dang door to close it back... then I sit there for a good 10 or 15 minutes because I'm laughing so hard !!!

I just hope my butt didn't get put on FACEBOOK or YOUTUBE !!!
"Reported Full Moon Over Yukon"... lol,... Just hope I didn't traumatize any kids...