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Full Moon Over Kohl's!

So... a couple of weeks ago... I go to Kohl's in Yukon.
Just running in. Have the leftovers of a gift card to use up.
Stop at the ladies room to make a quick pit stop. I end up going to one of the bigger handicap stalls because they were either dirty, in use, or being cleaned by the lady that works there. I go in, close the door, hang my purse on the door (wow.. this one actually has a hook!)... I pull down the jeans and underwear, but first take a look at the seat before sitting down. It's a hot mess !!!! I'm thinking can't the mother's of these little boys come in with them and clean the seat after they've peed their name all over the place! GEEZ! Of course there's no seat protector, but gotta clean this up first anyway. I know your thinking, just go to another stall. Hey, I already had everything down ready to sit, I was already committed...
So. Here I go after this with SEVERAL helpings of toilet paper, taking at least 15-20 seconds or longer to do this.... all the time, I'm still holding on to my jeans and underwear around my knees.

I'm finally satisfied that it's clean enough to sit on, and after I've lined it with clean toilet paper.. taking no chances.

I turn around to sit down... OHH MYY GOSH!!! THE DOOR WAS OPEN !!!! HOW LONG HAD IT BEEN OPEN ???? THE WEIGHT OF MY PURSE MUST HAVE SWUNG IT OPEN !!! Oh LORD !!! I see people at the sink! They had to have noticed me BENT OVER with my white hinney shinning !!!! They're all just going about their business, washing their hands with their heads down. NOBODY looking up ! LOL... they had to see... lol.. what else ya gonna do! LOL..

I have to STEP OUT to get ahold of the dang door to close it back... then I sit there for a good 10 or 15 minutes because I'm laughing so hard !!!

I just hope my butt didn't get put on FACEBOOK or YOUTUBE !!!
"Reported Full Moon Over Yukon"... lol,... Just hope I didn't traumatize any kids...

SMOKE DAMAGE

Saturday before last (Dec 5th I think) I get up and it's a nice cold crisp day. PERFECT for a fire!

Rick had left me some dried logs, so I run out and get a couple of nice big logs. Ahh.. nice... I'm sitting in my recliner with my coffee, a fluffy afghan, and all 3 of my dogs snuggled up with me. This is my ideal Saturday morning!........Until..... I start smelling the smoke from the fireplace. Darn it! It's windy! I didn't realize it was windy! Darn.. the doggie door was open, and it was pulling in the smoke from the fireplace.... No big.. I just closed it... thinking that would take care of it.. but it was still comming in... darn it... How do I get the backdraft to stop?? and in the meantime, I had to open the back door a bit to clear out the smoke (dahh.. that was stupid)... it just got worse! Everythign I did made the smoke pull in more and more... It was burning our eyes! Lord.... what the heck do I do now!... lol..

I tried to pretty much sealed off the house. Making sure I closed up all the doors... still came in!

Well, finally, I called the fire department (no, not dispatch, just the station.. ).. and asked them how the heck I get this stopped, that I was making it worse..

Well, other than what I'd already done, the only other thing he suggested is to get a fireplace shovel and very carefully place them in a METAL trash can and take them outside, run a hose on them... Hmmm...

I didn't have a metal trash can, but... I had a BIG shovel, and back patio, and a water hose! I can do it!!!

So.. I get dressed, (ahh minus shoes, who needs those) I have Kelsy get all the dogs in my room, and shut the door.. I prop open the back door, get my big regular shovel (that fireplace shovel would have been too flimsey!), start the hose and put it on the back porch...

Ok.. I'm ready! I get the first log... good so far.. I make sure its settled on the shovel pretty good.. I carefully back it out of the fireplace and slowly.... very slowly walk to the back door... I'm good! ahh oh! the wind hits the log! sparks everywhere! crap! I drop it on the concrete...OH NO! What if I catch the grass on fire!!!!! GRAB THE HOSE! OUCH!!! STEPPED ON AN EMBER! (should'a got shoes on)....I spray everything I can... all the grass around the patio further than it could have blown.. now smoke everywhere outside! Someone's gonna think my house in on fire and the the Fire Dept over... lol..

BUT it worked... now for the 2nd log...

Same thing again... but this time was prepared for the wind... ahhhh.. all is good... more smoke, but it's all good! Cool!!!!

BY THE WAY DON'T EVER TRY THIS! IT WAS PRETTY SCARRY.. !!!! SO many things could have gone SO WRONG...

Except for the smell of smoke in my house for over a week, and having to wash everying in my house that I could get ahold of, it's finally smelling normal again...

OH! Until Monday..... but I'll save that for the next blog. lol

Fight With the Hose!

Ok, so yesterday I stop to get gas after working out at the Training Center and need to put a little air in my tire. I go inside and ask where their air is. She says it's by the diesel but she has to give me a hose. What? A hose? She hand me a50 ft hose !!! Says there's a pipe sticking up out of the ground. Just attach it. Ahhhh ok. So I get my gas and drive over to... the air. Well. I can't figure out how to get the thing to attach!!! Thinking it was broke moved to another. Same thing!! For those of you not in Okc right now ITS FREEZING and WINDY!!! I gave up. Took the hose back in. Still need air. Lol it's definately Monday.

New To ME!!!

This is new to me!! But, my friend Angie and I have so many funny stories about our kids, and just crazt funny stuff that happens to us all the time!!! I thought I needed to get some of it down too... so, Stay Tuned!!!